(Pyromaniacs): Coarse but pointed joke-that-you've-all-heard-anyway alert in 3... 2... 1....
So this iconic guy's talking with an iconic girl, and asks whether she'd be willing to engage in carnal acts for $1 million. She considers, shrugs, says, "For a million dollars? I guess." "Would you do it for $5?" he follows up. She is shocked, and deeply offended. "What do you think I am?" she rages. His classic retort: "Oh, we've already established what you are. Now we're just haggling over price."
And now, a moment's pause while Pyro readers wonder where this could possibly be going. Play the overture from Handel's Messiah in your head. Daaaa.... da-daaaa.... MORE:
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